Tictac Sexophone

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That awkward moment when you don’t know if you should say “today” or “tomorrow” after midnight.

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but if voldemort did have eyebrows

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What if he had hair..

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What if he had a moustache…

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What if he also had a beard?

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What if he had hipster glasses…

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What if he was black?

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What if he had freckles?

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What if he were a ginger?

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What if he had a flower in his hair?

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What if he had a cat on his shoulder?

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What if he was at Forever 21?

What if he was a Warbler?

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what if the reason my life sucks so much is because i didnt forward all those chain letters

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Magical milk man fills magical milk cup lands on my head 

Magical milk man fills magical milk cup lands on my head 

fuckyeathehungergames:

fuckyeathehungergames:

Hello HARRY POTTER fans! I’ve had The Marauders Map for awhile and for my birthday my uncle (who i never see) sent me the same thing…SOOO..IM GIVING AWAY ONE OF THEM TO ONE OF MY FELLOW FOLLOWERS!!!!!!!!

This is the last time im re-posting this! IT ENDS TOMORROW!! :D

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lucy lucy lucy lucy 

lucy lucy lucy lucy 

Just rockin back and fourth thinkin of mah Lucy

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First week of school:

Bitch, I’m gonna work so fucking hard.

Second week:
Screw this shit.

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